Dumb Bitch Of The Day

CNN’s very own Richard Quest was arrested this morning outside of Central Park in NYC for breaking park curfew. The park shuts down from 1 to 6 in the morning. The fuzz noticed Richard in the park at around 3:40 this morning. As they were walking his ass out of there, he told them, ““I have meth in my pocket.”

That stupid fuck! Didn’t he learn anything from Lindsay Lohan? You’re supposed to keep your mouth shut until they find it. When they finally find it, you say, “What? I don’t know what that is. These aren’t my pants.”

Maybe Richie thought the cops would be into it and they could all go back into the park for some gay sex.

Richie, who is British and openly gay, hosts “CNN Business Traveler” and “Quest.”

Next time Richie, use Craigslist for your tina-fueled sexapades. It’s free and simple. Um…so I’ve heard….