George Clooney is once again talking about Brangie. George is the world’s #1 Brangaloonie.
Georgie told Heat Magazine that hanging around Brad and Angie’s 10 thousand kids makes him not want to have children of his own. “Even one kid running around my villa makes me nervous, so I’m definitely not a candidate for father of the year! If I need to surround myself with children and feel like I have this big extended family, I can always call Brad and Angie and ask them to stay with me, just to remind me why I’m so happy without.”
Although, he won’t be asking them to stay with him in Italy this Summer. “I really don’t have enough space for all their children. Also, Brad and Angelina need a security deal of about 20 guys wearing dark suits and carrying walkie-talkies, and that tends to attract attention.”
Screaming children don’t bother me. That’s what cupboards, duct tape and booze are for. I use those things on myself! Not the children! What do you take me for?
George just needs to chop his nuts off already. He’s made it loud and clear that he doesn’t want any babies. Get the snip, because Sarah Larson is setting her trap.