This Should Be Illegal

April 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Ashley Jizzzdale has reportedly been handed an axe and will help in butchering 1989′s “Teen Witch.” The Jizz is in talks to star in a remake about an unpopular high school girl that finds out she’s descended from the witches of Salem and has inherited their powers. The original starred Robyn Lively.

Variety reports that a script has not been written.

Is nothing sacred anymore? Hollywood is now getting into dangerous territory in remaking movies from the late 80s! They are fucking with people’s childhoods here. It’s not funny and it’s not right.

I’m okay with The Jizz in those High School Musical movies, but she needs to keep her clit nose out of everything else. Besides, she’s not even a teenager! Can’t we get her on a technicality?

And I doubt the remake will be able to create magical moments from Teen Witch like this one:

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