The Parking Lot Will Be Empty

April 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Tomorrow is “Foxy Brown Gets Out Of Jail” day and bitch is planning a Pope-like welcome. Foxy’s “people” (aka her auntie and second cousin) want her fans to wait in the parking lot of Rikers with banners and t-shirts with her face on it. She will use the scene for an upcoming Vh1 reality show.

Foxy has served 8-months in the chokey for violating probation after she beat down a couple of manicurists.

TMZ reports that the jail isn’t having it. They said the parking lot is way too small for a major crowd.

They need to have a cigarette and relax, because Foxy is not drawing any kind of major crowd. They could hand out free lunch vouchers and they still would only bring in two or three homeless people. And there’s no way those homeless people will stick around to wear a Foxy Brown t-shirt. Most of them are MC Lyte fans anyway.

Foxy needs to turn up her hearing aid, so she can clearly hear us all say, “NOBODY CARES!

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