The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 16th!

April 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Something old – granny’s wedding dress
Something new – the bellybutton ring
Something borrowed – rhinestone thong
Something blue – the groomsmen’s balls – Starvis

Runners-up:

Eddie and Tina were finally able to bring their dream wedding in under budget thanks to Cher’s yard sale. – Helen Bigglesworth

Take note Clooney…….you can take the ho out of Vegas, But you can’t take Vegas out of the ho – circularpolitics

The best part of it. He didn’t have to pay for her to perform at his bachelor party. – DUDE

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