It Was Blaaaake’s Birthday And Wino Missed It

April 17, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m really starting to doubt Amy Wino’s intense love for Blaaaake. She constantly misses visits and she missed his Birthday yesterday! The Sun reports that it was Blaaake’s 26th yesterday and Wino failed to show. She hasn’t visited him in over week while she’s busy recording outside of London.

Now was Wino’s chance to bake Blaaaaake a cake with a file or crack pipe in it. I’m sure the boys baked him a delicious radiator cake using powdered mashed potatos, tap water and some rat droppings.

I doubt she even screams Blaaaaaake anymore. It’s more like, Blaaake.

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