Filthy Couple Alert!
April 17, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Now I know where my mother’s fake flower Christmas centerpiece went! Courtney Love stole it. Thief! What’s the number to 911?
Court left a London club last night with comedian, Noel Fielding. This has sparked rumors that the two are fucking or something. Shudder…. Court has already claimed the two are just friends. Noel also denied he was knocking it with Court, but if you admit that shit then you need immediate psychiatric help.
Court is currently in London with Frances Bean, because they are house hunting. Hey, it’s a fair trade! Heather Mills is moving here, so we’re giving England the gift of Courtney Love. We’re also interested in trading their Jodie Marsh for our Paris Hilton. We need new dirty snatch around these parts.
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