A group of middle-aged moms put together this scintillating calendar of themselves to raise money for their children’s tiny, rural school. The 7 women took a tongue-in-cheek approach by posing with tinsel around their privates and covering themselves with umbrellas and other shit like that.
The calendar came out in November 2006 and it looked like it was going to be a big hit. However, this didn’t happen. There was a problem with the distributor and the calendar never made the Christmas rush. After that, they couldn’t sell the $8 calendar. Now they owe $16,000 to the printer. Well, shit!
One of the women said, “The sad part for us is figuring out what to do with them because it is not something you can recycle.” The school they wanted to help only has one room, one teacher and 7 kids spanning 4 grades. They wanted to build a rec center, because things are cramped. They said the government has basically forgotten about the school.
Naturally, the next thing to do is a porn tape. It’s cheap, easy and they can upload it onto the internet. Spanish MILFs gone wild! They can even use the fox pelt as a prop.
I need to know where I can buy this avante-garde shit! I’ll buy enough copies to wallpaper my entire bathroom.
These sad broads all have looks on their faces like, “Why did I have kids?”