Wino’s New Album Is Never Coming Out

April 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino has reportedly been threatened by her record company that if she doesn’t clean her shit up, they will never release a new album. Earlier this year, Universal’s HBIC made Wino check into rehab after that video of her smoking crack came out. Obviously, rehab didn’t magically fix all her problems.

A source told The Sun, “They would never release her from her deal, they would just not put an album out.” Wino’s album has also been pushed back to 2009, because she decided not to record in the Bahamas.

Wino’s rep also shot down claims that she’s working on the next Bond theme. Her spokeswhore said Wino is currently recording with Mark Ronson, but they are working on tracks for her new record.

Same shit in the Wino diaries. At the rate she’s going, it won’t be long before she’s singing sob songs on the streets for some change. That’s actually not a bad idea. I hear some of those bitches make tons of cash a day.

Universal is going to buckle one day and just say, “Fuck it. Release the crackhead’s shit. We need the dough.”

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