Which One Of These Idol Hos Went Home Tonight?

April 16, 2008 / Posted by:

I’ll give you a hint: It wasn’t Mimi. Find out after the jump! JUMP!!!

This is truly one of the most beautiful nights in my entire life! The angels flew out of Ryan Gaycrest’s mouth and sang the words I was to born hear: KRISTY LEE COOK IS LEAVING US TONIGHT!

I don’t even know what happened after that, because I kept hearing “Hellelujah” over and over again in my head. I still hear it and it’s making it a bitch to post, but I must share my sheer joy.

Look at that bitch cry! We were actually crying together. I was crying tears of joy while she was crying tears of pain. HAHAH! Now she knows the pain she brought me these past few weeks.

This has been the best episode of the season for many reasons:

a) A caller asked Cocks if she ever bought her horse back. Cocks claims the man wouldn’t sell it back to her. Please, you know that ruthless bitch sold the poor horse to a butcher! Let’s be real. She can’t get the horse back, because it’s cursing her name from heaven!

b) Simon saying, “Kristy, your time is up this time sweetheart!” So hot!


Wait….who the fuck am I going to direct my hate towards now? Who cares?! I’ll deal with that later!

Hopefully, the next time I see Cocks is when the bitch is serving me sausage and eggs at a pancake house in Oregon! I can’t wait to throw butter at her ass! Till then…..

Click here
to see Cock’s elimination. This video will sing me to bed tonight.

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