Robots Don’t Cry!

April 16, 2008 / Posted by:

This week’s cover of both Star Magazine and InTouch features the crumbling alien kingdom of Tom and Katie. And Suri is the robot in the middle! I love Star’s little Suri bubble with the words, “Don’t cry mommy.” I wonder what Suri sounds like? I’m guessing she pretty much sounds like Amazing Amanda with a hint of the airport voice that tells you “the white zone is for unloading only.

Star claims Katie plans to star on Broadway and is using this chance to escape from Tom. Tommy Girl isn’t having any of it and will allow Katie to move to NYC as long as he comes along. The battle doesn’t stop there. Tom and Kate have been fighting over Suri. A source said, “Tom wants to call all the shots when it comes to Suri. He has a lot of rules, and there’s conflict.”

Blah! Blah! Same alien bullshit. It’s not over until her contract is up! Plain and simple.

And in hotter news, Suri turns 2 on April 18th. Party around the universe. Is it too soon for her to emancipate herself from Tommy Girl?

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