The Hoff is single and ready to mingle. Well, ready to let his assistant mingle for him. Gatecrasher reports that about three weeks ago, The Hoff was in NYC taping for “America’s Got Talent.” The Hoff must have been keeping his eyes on the audience rather than on the stage, because he noticed some hot chick.
After the taping, The Hoff sent his assistant over to the woman with an autographed picture of him. A source said, “On the back of the photo was the assistant’s phone number and a suggestion that she get in touch with ‘them.’ Also listed was the name of the hotel where they were staying.” The woman apparently laughed and found it “pathetic.”
Pathetic!? Who turns down The Hoff? It is your duty as an American, as a human being, to do sexy times with The Hoff if the opportunity presents itself. You have to do it, just to say you’ve done it.
When you get to the Pearly Gates of Heaven and the gatekeeper asks, “Why should I let you in?” All you have to say is, “I fucked The Hoff.” Instant VIP access!