Missionary HoHan

April 16, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Stupid ass Michael Lohan is telling people that HoHan is going to India for missionary work. That bitch has been drinking too much Jesus juice. Michael told InTouch, “Our trip next February encompasses the issue of child sexual slavery in India. We also deal with helping AIDS victims. She has made it clear she definitely wants to come along.”

“Lindsay’s very spiritual. She has a wonderful heart, loves people and is very charitable.”

Translation, “She has a wonderful vagina, loves it when people touch it and is very horny.”

Obviously HoHan didn’t make it that clear to her daddy, because her rep claims it’s not true.

Here’s some pictures of HoHan looking like the slutty soccer mom who likes to yell at her kids in public and expose their underwear. OK! I say this, because I was just in Subway sandwiches (STFU, their Italian subs are good) and some mother pulled her son’s pants down to see if he peed in his pants. In front of fucking everyone! She just fucked him for life with that quick move and she doesn’t even know it.

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