It’s MRod’s Business

April 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Michelle Rodriguez talked to Latina Magazine about all the rumors that she likes to feast on the seafood cocktail. MRod has refused to answer the “are you or aren’t you” question, but it’s pretty clear that homey is not strictly dickly.

MRod said, “What the majority of [people] want to know is what I’m doing with my vagina, and I think that that’s sick.” Well, since you put it that way.

She went on to say, “I think that they wonder because I’m such a tomboy. And I don’t care about what I look like most of the time. You’ll see me walking around in my jeans for the most part. I’m pretty much a tough ass. You don’t see that type of shit in a lot of women.” Tis not true! I see that shit in a lot of women. I see that in women like Rosie O’Donnell, Ellen Degeneres, Melissa Etheridge, KD Lang, Jodie Foster, Cynthia Nixon’s dude and Clay Gayken.

MRod also has sexy words for the bloggers and journalists that always try to out her, “I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off.

Yup, that pretty much describes me after I’ve eaten too many Mallomars. Jacking off while you’ve eaten too many Mallomars seriously takes your O to a whole new level. I think it’s the gas.

And finally MRod said, “I don’t answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it’s nobody’s business. If I wanna fuck a girl, a boy, a dog—that’s my business. That’s why there’s bathroom doors.”

Kinky bitch! I knew she was the type to eat pussy on the toilet.

MRod’s right. It’s her business if she wants to fuck a cat, dog, lizard, parrot, rabbit, dude, chick, hamster or snail. She doesn’t owe anybody anything.

That being said, I can smell her twatty breath from here.

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