Is She Talking About Something Else?

Eva LongWHORIA said she would love to get together with Posh and Becks for a sexy night of….board game playing?

Eva told Britain’s OK! Magazine, “Tony has really been trying to get David to play board games like Cluedo, but David is not a big game player. We’re like, ‘Come on David!’”

If it wasn’t Eva saying it, I would think this was code for greasy orgy. And Eva would be the worst participant in an orgy. She would whine about getting pre-cum on her hair and scream “OUCH” when more than one finger went in her dirt star. Prude.

Oh and in Britain, they call it Cluedo. We call it Clue over here. I like Cluedo better, because it has the “do” which makes me laugh. Do…Doo

Eva also talked about what her and Posh do when they hang out, “We eat! And we hang out at each other’s houses. We don’t go out that much actually. We just do normal girl things when we’re along – we have a meal and a catch up.”

Again, if this wasn’t Eva saying it, I would think this was code for “we get lesbionic.”