Fishsticks Paltrow told Vogue Magazine (via Us) that after she suffered from post-partum depression after giving birth to Moses. She was probably feeling guilty for naming the poor kid, Moses. Rightly so.
Fishy said, “I didn’t know I had it until after it was over. I just didn’t know what was wrong with me. I felt really out of my body. I felt really disconnected. I felt really down … I felt pessimistic.”
That’s the way I feel every fucking day, Fishy! It’s called not being rich and famous. Most of the “regular people” of the world feel that way. That’s why we booze, watch reality TV and have sex with strangers.
Fishy thinks the depression came, because she had to scale back on pre-baby shit like acupuncture. This bitch is into acupuncture? She needs to come visit me. I’ll gladly stick needles in her ass. It will help us both out.
Here’s some pictures of Fishy hanging her head in shame while going to the gym with Madonna. Just two British ladies on their way to afternoon tea. Cheerio!