American Idol: Kristy Lee Is Totally Going To Win

This is Kristy Lee Cook’s album from 2005 called Devoted. I’m devoted to hating this bitch, so I’m tempted to buy it. It’s just another way for me to hate on Kristy Lee. I will listen to it while praying for her demise. Sadly, this is not coming anytime soon. This bitch is headed straight for the Top 3. Each week I way for Ashton Kutcher’s douche ass to pop out and tell us all this is a joke.

It was Mariah Carey night on Idol and it was basically the same old, same old. David Archuleta continued to be a high school theater fag. Jason Castro continued to be a pothead with a love for the tropics. Danny Noreiga (yes, I still think of him) would have killed this week. He would have done a medley of Fantasy, Lover Boy and Honey. Anyway, bottom 3 this week is sort of obvious. A power from above could throw me a bone and put Kristy Lee in the bottom, but the bitch has made a pact with the devil, so I doubt this is going to happen.

Brooke White – OVER HER! My love affair with her was very short-lived. It’s all the same shit now. We already have Jewel and Paula Cole. We don’t need Brooke White.
Syesha Mercado – She sang “Vanishing” and I wish she would vanish already. HAHAHAHAH.
Carly Smithson – She sang “Without You” which was a travesty, because it was her chance to pay tribute to the greatest American Idol contestant of them all. If Carly did “Ken Lee” she would have won this whole competition. Way to fuck it up, Carly!

Below is the amazing Valentina Hasan’s version of Ken Lee. In case you missed it!