Rob Lowe’s former nanny, Jessica Gibson, went on “Today” this morning with her lawyer, Gloria Allred, to discuss the lawsuit she filed yesterday again Rob and his wife. First of all, is there only one fucking lawyer in this country? All these chicks hire Gloria Allred! Gloria looks like my third grade teacher that called me fat for eating too much candy. I’m not fucking with Gloria, because I like eating candy without being told I’m a fat fuck.
Jessica’s lawsuit claims Rob exposed his no-no parts to Jessica, fondled himself, stuck his hands down her pants, talked about his sex life and also grabbed her ass. Jessica said she never blackmailed the family for $1.5 million even though Rob claimed that Jessica demanding the cash or she would release a bunch of scandalous things about the family to the public. Rob’s lawyer claims Jessica is a lie-teller.
All I have to say about this mess is why the hell did Rob’s wife hire her!? There’s no way I would hire a semi-attractive nanny or housekeeper to work in my house. You better believe I would find an obese hag with two hairs on her head and three teeth in her mouth. She would have bad breath and fart when she laughs. There’s no way I’m bringing in some fresh meat to work around my man.
Visit People to see Jessica’s appearance on Today this morning