Spencer Cares About The Environment

April 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Spencer Pratt is still shitting out the advice for Radar Magazine. He still hasn’t answered my question! I seriously sent one in a while ago. RUDE!!! He’s too busy trimming his vanilla pubestache. This week Spencie gets green:

YO SPENCER! I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee and I love it, but lately I’ve been feeling bad, because it’s not good for the environment. Should I trade it in?

I feel your pain every time I fill my ride up. It’s a ’68 BMW that costs over $60 to fill. If you’re not down with any of the hybrid SUVs, step up your game with other environment issues. Recycle, turn off the water if you’re brushing your teeth, use towels more than once, turn off lights, buy recycled or green products. Other than that, suck it up.

Spencie can do better than that! His girlfriend is 100% plastic, so he should throw her ass in a recycle bin. It would do a world of good in more ways than one. He might even get a couple of quarters out of it. While we’re at it, we might as well turn Spencie into manure. He is full of shit. The plants need him!

Here’s these two tools walking the streets of NYC last night.

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