Posh Checks In

April 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Praying mantis, Posh Beckham, dropped by Kitson in West Hollywood to check up on her denim line. News of the World reported that Kitson and Fred Segal were going to drop her ass, because she doesn’t promote it.

New York Magazine reports that Kitson is still carrying her crap. Kitson owner told British Vogue, “The rumours are ridiculous — Kitson is extremely proud to be selling dVb by Victoria Beckham. We are fully committed to the dVb collection and our customers and Victoria’s fans ask for it daily. I’ve seen next season’s collection and I can’t wait to get it in-store, especially the new dVb men’s collection, launching in September.

Who the hell buys that shit? The only celebrity fashion collection I will ever buy is Jaclyn Smith for KMart, because the woman has a keen eye for fashion.

Posh needs to get off her bony ass and go do some promoting! It can’t be hard. You show up, you pose, you sign a couple of autographs and then you go to lunch and eat a salad. Well, if you’re Posh you eat some frozen grapes and wheatgrass diarrhea.

Now I must go file my taxes. Yes, I’m one of those dumb skanks that files right up until the deadline. What’s the point of filing early? What if the IRS suddenly changes their mind about taxes this year? What if they decide at the last minute that taxes are “on them” this year. Stranger things have happened.

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