MiserAlba Sucks!

April 15, 2008 / Posted by:

A black cloud on a sunny day! MiserAlba and a friend went shopping yesterday for guns, so she could shoot the paps. She actually doesn’t look that miserable anymore. Her hopefully brown baby might be changing her miserable ways. Strange! Hopefully this is just a phase, because I’m not into it. Grass should be green, sky should be blue and Alba should be miserable! It’s the laws of nature.

MiserAlba is due sometime in the Summer. I’m expecting that she’ll be all lovey-dovey and shit the first few weeks and then she’ll be back to her old ways. Instead of hiding her face from the paps with her hands, she’ll use baby instead.

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