Joan Collins Bitches About The Tabloids

April 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Joan Collins confuses me. I picture her sitting on a sold gold toilet, shitting out rhinestones while reading the latest National Enquirer. But Joan recently told BlackBook Magazine that she hates tabloids and thinks they are for dumb people!

Joan said, “Our civilization has become extremely dumbed down, with shorter attention spans. All they want are sound bites. The tabloid magazines are the same every week. People has the same cover as InTouch as OK! as Us Weekly as Star magazine. They’re exactly the same! It must be 100 to 120 people you read about all the time. They are appealing to a young audience, or a rather dumb audience.

Um…what is she saying? I’m still trying to take in all her glamour from the picture above. Whatever you say Joan! Just slap me and call me a bitch.

Joan went on to say that tabloids “go after those girls who exhibit more outrageous behavior. And, believe me, those girls love it. They call in items themselves – that they were at Nobu, some nightclub in SoHo. I can’t think of anything more horrible than that. Publicity can be a drug.”

Speaking of drugs, the scene below is my drug. It’s one of my favorite Dynasty scenes of all-time! It’s when Blake chokes the fuck out of Alexis. High-octane glamour!

Source: Page Six

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