Bitch Can’t Give Blood
April 15, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Naomi Campbell visited the HemoRio medical center in Brazil today to take part in a blood drive, but they turned her away. They told Naomi her bloody was too bitchy. No, they said she has to wait until she has surgery in February to remove a cyst. A bitchy cyst.
Naomi wanted to give up some of her blood to help fight a dengue fever epidemic.
I’m surprised she didn’t start stabbing them all with needles after they turned her down. Nobody turns Naomi down! Her blood turned them down.
It’s ok. Naomi’s not alone. I so much as step foot into a blood drive and they all look at me like I’m stepping into church. The joint immediately shuts down and CLOSED signs go up everywhere.
Thanks Pad
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