Robert Downey Jr. Lost The Beard

April 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Just when I was starting to get hot for Robert Downey Jr.’s pube beard, he goes and takes a razor to it. Either way, the dude is still a sexy pepaw. He just needs to give Elton John his sunglasses back.

Robert showed off his new turtle face at the Australian premiere of “Iron Man” yesterday. I hope this movie works out for him, because he’s been whoring himself out hardcore for this shit.

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber were also at the premiere last night. I’m pretty sure Liev’s gay bear beard is for a movie role.

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