Nowhere To Run

April 14, 2008 / Posted by:

The world’s most-hated woman, Heather Mills, seems to think that America will embrace her. Heather is planning to ditch England and move to the US. Heather spoke about her plans while judging the Miss USA contest in Las Vegas this past weekend.

“In England, people don’t like me. But I’m going to move to America, Los Angeles hopefully. I love England but everything that has happened makes me realize I’ll be better off in the States.” Heather must be deaf and dumb, because she made these comments after the Miss USA audience booed her ass.

The Mirror claims Heather has enlisted the help of Paris Hilton’s publicist, Elliot Mintz. Heather thinks Elliot can transform her image. Heather, even Houdini can’t transform your bitch image.

Heather has nowhere to run! Even if she moved to Antarctica, the polar bears and penguins would join forces to get her kicked out.

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