Michael Lohan has to do something to stay in the news, so he’s decided to reopen his divorce case against White Oprah. Divorce: The Sequel. It’s going to be shittier than the first one. Michael told Rush & Molly that he gave her everything and she still has made it hard for him to see his kids.
He said, “Even though my father is dying and my mother was in a car accident on Easter, my parents still haven’t seen my children.” Those kids are too busy being whored out by White Oprah for their new reality show. I’m surprised White Oprah hasn’t let her kids visit their dying grandfather with the cameras rolling on them. That would be perfect for the season finale.
Speaking of White Oprah’s reality show, Michael Lohan thinks she stole his idea and he’s suing her for it. “Living Lohan” is set to debut on E! this Summer. Michael said, “It’s the exact same show I pitched. She even used my title.”
Isn’t Michael a born-again? Born-agains should not lie! A few months ago Michael said this about White Oprah’s reality show, “I am definitely not looking for my own reality show. That’s Dina’s thing, and I’ve got my own thing.”
Those Lohan kids don’t stand a chance.