Dreamboat Is Finally Being Treated Like The Star He Is

April 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Dreamboat Doherty is finally living the good life…..in the chokey! The Sun reports that Pete has been given the star treatment in jail. Dreamboat is currently serving a 14-week sentence for missing drug tests and being a crackhead who can’t quit.

Pete has been given his own cell with two mattresses. He’s also been given extra bedding, a TV and a radio. He’s been put in the segregation wing with high-risk whores.

A source said that Pete is basically getting whatever he wants. The things he has now takes regular inmates weeks to earn. The sourcie said, “He’s in the segregation unit because of who he is. It’s thought he could be vulnerable. He’s been put on enhanced privileges, which means he can have virtually what he wants, so that includes an extra mattress, TV and radio.

The source is a jealous bitch! If you ask me, Dreamboat should be serving his sentence at The Ritz-Carlton. He is an International treasure and should be treated this way. Seriously though, Dreamboat is living better in the chokey than he lives out of the chokey.

When it comes time to release him, he’s going to look at the officer and say, “Naw, it’s alright. I’m good.

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