Cookie Diet?!

Madonna recently said that her hubby, Guy Ritchie, went on the cookie diet which made him not want to do sexy times with her. COOKIE DIET?! It’s not as good as it sounds. I mean, I’m already on the fucking cookie diet and I haven’t lost any weight. My cookie diet involves eating as many boxes as you can in one day.

The real cookie diet sucks. You eat one meal per day and that’s dinner. You eat up to six cookies per day when you’re feeling hungry. Six cookies plus one meal of chicken or fish equals 800 calories. If you can only eat 6 cookies in one day, you have major issues.

Madonna said, “My husband went on that cookie diet and it was such a turn-off because he didn’t want to have sex. He’s not on it anymore, thank god! He did lose weight but he didn’t really need to lose that much weight. I think he did it because all his friends were doing it and he wanted to see if he could do it.”

Something tells me Guy only went on the cookie diet to avoid having to eat Madge’s cookie.

Here’s some pics of Vadge with the other fake Brit, Fishsticks, going to the gym together.