A Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape

April 14, 2008 / Posted by:

I guess most sex tapes eventually see the light of day, even if it is a million years later. A video featuring Marilyn Monroe giving oral to an unidentified dude was just sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million. And I thought the $30 a month membership fees for porn sites was expensive.

The Post reports that the 15-minute video shot on 16mm film is from the 50s. When the video was discovered in the 60s, J. Edgar Hoover tried to prove the man in the movie was either John F or Robert Kennedy.

The silent film shows Marilyn kneeling in front of a man and performing oral on him. The dude’s face is never in the shot. Marilyn also never looks up at the camera, so it’s not known whether or not she knew about being filmed.

The movie has been in the hands of the FBI for a while, but a copy was made. Joe DiMaggio offered to buy it for $25,000, but his offer was turned down.

Keya Morgan, the collector that got his hands on the tape, said, “You see instantly that it’s Marilyn Monroe – she has the famous mole. She’s smiling, she’s very charming, she’s very radiant, but she’s known for being radiant. She moves away, and then it [the footage] stops.” Keya said the tape will never be released to the public. The dude that bought it wants to keep it private and will lock it away.

Damn! Marilyn must have known they were filming her. Have you heard those old cameras in action? They sound like a train is running through the room. You couldn’t be slick back then. It probably took them 5 hours to set that shit up.

Everyone has a sex tape! Cleopatra would have had one if they had video cameras back then. She probably made one of her slaves translate her sex sessions into hieroglyphics.

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