Wonky Selling Some Fake Crap

April 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Wonky was in Bologna, Italy for some hair and beauty trade fair where she whored out her line of fake hair. That shit is aptly named “The Bandit,” because Wonky is robbing your ass blind if you buy that ugly crap.

You would be better off going through Jessica Simpson’s trash can for her old weave pieces than wear Wonky’s rayon hair. If Wonky was a smart businesswoman, she would make that shit semen resistant.

This dumb skank also doesn’t need to wear her name on her shirt AND belt. Everyone knows who she is by her toxic pussy stank alone.

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