Stephanie Tanner is a mom! It seems like it was just yesterday when she was driving the family car into the kitchen and now she’s a mother. Fuck, I’m elderly.
Jodie Sweetin gave birth to a baby girl yesterday reports People. Jodie and her husband, Cody Herpes…I mean Herpin, have named the 8 lbs. 7 oz baby, Zoie.
ZOIE?! ZOWIE! Here we fucking go again. Leave it to Stephanie Tanner to add a vowel to a perfectly fine name. It should be Zoe, not ZOIE! The extra “i” does not make it sound fancier. She should have named her “Duckface” in honor of Walter, Steph’s secret boyfriend from “Full House.”
Hopefully, the Olsens will be Zowie Herpes’ godmothers. They can all share clothes!