Daddy Told You Not To Drive Too Far!

April 13, 2008 / Posted by:

No wonder Daddy Spears only let’s Brit Brit drive around the block! The minute she drives too far from home, this shit happens. Brit Brit was involved in a minor accident on the 405 freeway last night. She was driving with one of her bodyguards whens she hit the car in front of her which hit the car in front of it. All three cars were pulled over by the po po.

The paps claim Brit was tested by the cops to see if she was drinking. Nobody was ticketed, nobody was hurt and everyone went their own way. Well, the only thing that looked hurt was that weave. It’s brand new and it already looks like it needs some therapy.

The person that should have been ticketed is this girl in the clip below. Ticketed for disturbing the damn peace! I’m surprised this little girl didn’t jump Brit’s car and cling to the hood. Somebody give Ritalin to this child!

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