Wino’s New Addiction

April 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino has picked up a new addiction and this one doesn’t involve filling her body with chemicals. Wino is addicted to ironing. Friends say she’s obsessed with it and irons everything.

Showbiz Spy reports that a friend said, “She has become absolutely obsessed with ironing things. Not just her clothes but also towels, sheets, scarves. Anything really. She’s a very obsessive person and has always been addicted to something. We’ve had cannabis, cocaine, crack, heroin and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil. All the others have been rather more destructive, apart from knitting, which she has also had an on/off love affair with. But ironing is definitely her new favorite.”

While she’s at it, she needs to iron out that weave. This doesn’t surprise me. Crackheads become obsessed with the simplest of tasks. Their shaky hands have to be doing something. A bunch of them should get together and open up a house-cleaning service. They would be kick ass. Your jewelry might be missing, but your bathroom would never shine brighter!

In other Wino news, she has decided to stop recording her next album. That means there won’t be a new album until 2009. Well, she has ironing to do!

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