Neeeeeena Garcia Is Out!

April 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Neeeeeeeena Garcia, fashion director at Elle Magazine is no longer the fashion director at Elle Magazine. WWD reports that the bitch is out! Nina went to work yesterday morning, but by the afternoon there were rumors that she was no longer part of the Elle family.

Why do they always fire a bitch on Friday? Almost always. Personnel thinks that Friday is a good day, because it’s almost the weekend which means you’ll have plenty of freinds and family to console you. What’s even worse is when it’s Friday MORNING! I mean, call a bitch up and tell me over the phone, so I don’t have to drag my lazy ass into the office for no reason. Anyway….

There’s been rumors during the past few months that Neeeeena would soon be leaving the magazine. Let’s face it, the bitch is a big TV star now. Big TV stars should not be working shoulder-to-shoulder with magazine peons!

No word on if this effects her role as a judge on “Project Runway.” This better not! My favorite part of the show is when Heidi Klum announces her as, “Neeeeeeeeena Garcia!

Since the show is moving to Lifetime, they are totally going to replace Neeeeena with Tracey Gold.

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