Fourth Time A Charm?

April 12, 2008 / Posted by:

59-year-old Ivana Trump made 35-year-old Rossano Rubicando her fourth husband today in Palm Beach, FL reports People. The two married at Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in front of 500 guests. Ivana’s ring alone cost $1 million. They also had a 50 member wedding party. Guests included Donald Trump, George Hamilton, Ivanka Trump and Kathy Hilton.

Ivana took inspiration from “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” for her wedding and reception. A 12-foot tall wedding cake was flown in from Germany and a 24-piece orchestra came in from Paris. This wedding is a tacky mess! It’s just missing midgets from Russia dressed as gold cupids carrying Ivana in on a bed of tiger fur.

Ivana began dating Rossano six years. He’s an Italian “actor/model.” Of course he’s an actor and model! Could he be anything else? Well, he could be an escort. He probably forget to mention that little tidbit.

Rossano said, “She’s an amazing woman. Beautiful, smart, sexy, powerful, successful, young in spirit.” He forgot to mention RICH. Yeah, what’s the point of stating the obvious reason for you marrying someone. I know, I know. I’m such a grouchy piece of trash. They love each other. It’s true, true love!

Remember that Ivana’s hot reality show “Ivana Young Man?” She should have shot another season of that hotness instead of marrying this dude.

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