Yes Paula, You Heard Right

April 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Paula Abdul was thinking, “Is this the voices in my head again or is this real?” Unfortunately, it was very real. Michael Johns didn’t take a bullet for Kristy Lee Cook, he was tortured and left to be picked by vultures. I am SHOCKED! I knew something like this was coming up, but not Michael! Not my Michael! He was the hottest one. American Idol just doesn’t like sexy people. They don’t. Of all the people that are left, I can’t picture any of them having sex. None of them! This is a shame and an abomination!

This shit is rigged by the government! They want Kristy Likes Cocks to win this shit. I demand a recount!

I am going to drown my sorrows in a few (12) Kristy Kremes. I leave you with this Paula Abdul quote that seems appropriate for this very occasion:

Where’s God when you need him, because this does not make any sense.” – Paula Abdul

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