Which One Just Wants You For One Night?

April 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Scientists at Durham University in the UK asked 700 straight people which face only wants your pudding for one night and which dude or chick wants to put up with your nagging for the long haul. Scientists concluded that just by looking at someone’s facial features you can tell if they want a one night stand or a long-term relationship.

So guess which one is the whore and which one wants to bring you home to mommy?

The study claims the dude on the right will leave you crying in the shower the next day, while the dude on the left wants to play house with you.

The same goes for the picture of the girl. The chick on the right is the mega slut and the chick on the left is the one that will cook you dinner every night.

Scientists said that a square jaw, large jaw and small eyes on a dude usually means they want to tap it just one time. Sluts usually have wide eyes and large lips “like Angelina Jolie” claimed the scientists.

I would sleep with both dudes immediately, so I lose! Well, first I’d take him to get that hair relaxed. Seriously, what the hell is going on with that picture? Maybe that’s what they look like after you’ve had a few too many drinks.


VIA Towleroad

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