Vanilla Ice Is In Jail

April 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Vanilla Ice was arrested last night in Florida for allegedly beating on his wife, Laura Van Winkle. Laura called the po po and told them he was hitting, kicking and pushing at her. The cops arrived to find Ice a couple of blocks from his house on a motorcycle. Did he have a Coors and a bag of pork rinds in his hands too? Trash!

Laura didn’t have any injuries on her and told police he had pushed her, but not hit or kicked her. She also told the police she wanted a divorce. According to a report, Laura said, “He started yelling at me for going out to buy a bedroom set. In front of my daughter.” Damn Ice! The bedroom set was on lay-a-way! No reason to get all mad and shit.

Ice told police that his wife is bipolar and on medication. He said she had been acting irrational, but denied pushing her. He said he left on his motorcycle to calm down.

He spent the night in jail and is expected to see a judge this morning. Ice was arrested back in 2004 for domestic battery.

WONKED out in that mug shot above. He probably has the marijuana twitch.

Laura should have just called the Ninja Turtles instead. They are already mad at Ice for ruining their reputation with the “Ninja Rap.


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