A department store in London has started selling $100 shots of cat shit coffee. The beans are harvested from the caca of the civet cat from Indonesia. De Longhi makes the extremely rare coffee that is said to be the best of the best. Only 573 pounds of the coffee is produced a year.
They basically feed the pussy some coffee beans and wait for it to shit. A spokesperson for the store said, “The cats select the best beans to chew. It’s rather like a natural filtering process.” The shit is available for $100 a shot or in 3.5oz packs for the same price.
And I thought my coffee tasted like shit. That pussy is looking at me like, “Hahaha….you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow.” No gracias. I’m already full of shit. I don’t need anymore.