Parents Of The Year

April 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Some parents might argue about things like what college their kid is going to go or what kind of extracurricular activities they are going to get involved in. Shit like that. Well, Joseph Manzanares and his girlfriend had an argument on which gang their 4-year-old son should join. Hey, at least they are thinking ahead. I hear those gang admissions are a bitch.

19-year-old Miguel was arrested after he showed up to his girlfriend’s job at Hollywood Video and threatened to kill her ass. He also knocked down a few displays before running out of the store. He was later arrested at his home in Commerce City, CO.

The woman confessed to the cops that earlier in the day they were arguing about what gang their son should join. The teen mother, who is black, wants her little angel to belong to the Crips. While Miguel wants him to join the Westside Ballers gang.

You can’t blame them for being caring parents. Now if you’ll excuse me, I must go and continue my afternoon hobby of sewing up the vaginas of teen girls.


Thanks Michaela

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