Note To Paul’s 3 Girlfriends: Watch Out For Heather

April 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Heather Mills gave her first interview since winning millions of dollars in her divorce settlement to GMTV in Britain this morning. Heather used the time to go after Paul McCartney once again. She said, “I think he’s got three different girlfriends. So I wish all the girls the best of luck. Better them than me.” They need the luck, because insane Heather is probably going to stalk and terrorize them.

Heather also didn’t apologize for dumping a glass of water all over Paul’s lawyer. She said the woman deserved it, “Mrs. Shackleton said something under her breath, so I cleansed and baptized her. I thought she looked fantastic – I thought it did her a world of good.” When is someone going to do Heather a world of good and stick her peg leg in her mouth.

She plans to continue to fight over getting the full-transcripts of her divorce hearing made public, because she believes the transcripts that were already released are one-sided. Heather doesn’t give a fuck about releasing the transcripts. She just wants a reason to go on TV and bitch about Paul McCartney.

She spoke from Las Vegas where she’s due to judge the Miss USA pageant. Expect this hag to somehow throw in Paul McCartney in the question and answer portion of the competition. Her question will be, “Did Saint Heather Mills deserve more money from Paul McCartney? If you answer yes, you will get my vote. If you answer no, I will vote for that other bitch over there. GO.”

Source: Daily Mail

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