Just A One Night Stand

Britney Spears gave “How I Met Your Mother” record ratings, but that doesn’t seem to faze Doogie Howser. Doogie is done with Brit and doesn’t want her on the show anymore. It was just a one-night stand. How cold! He just loves and leaves them.

Doogie told People, “I’m in the minority that our show does not need stunt casting in order to succeed. I worry that if they start Will and Grace-ing us too much, that the show will suffer. And we’re all really proud of the content of the show.”

Instead of leaving it at that, Doogie went on, “I mean, viewership is not our game. It’s the network and the studio’s game, you know. It’s the promotion department’s game.”

And on…. “We wish we weren’t opposite an awkward reality dancing competition (DWTS). But we have no say about that. I just am a real fan of our content.” AND ON…Seriously STFU!!! “I think we have a great show going, and I hope it’s not screwed up by the desire for 700,000 more viewers.”

That was such a compelling argument. Too bad it’s full of kitty doo. Doogie should hope for more “stunt casting,” because that’s the only thing that’s going to keep him with a job. The show is that close to being replaced by reruns of “Two and Half Men” and then where Doogie will be?

Above is a picture of Doogie with Britney Spears in 20 years.