Chloe Lattanzi is a freak, but in a totally hot way. Her bedrooms shelves are probably filled with dolls with missing eyes and taxidermy. Last week on “Rock the Cradle,” I didn’t know what to think of Chloe, but this week she proved she’s the fucking crazy star of that show.
She almost got voted out, but luckily there’s enough masocists out there that voted for her and she stayed. It was parents’ choice and Olivia Newton-John made Chloe sing some song called “I Hate Everything About You.” Bitch got into it and I was waiting for her resty filled lips to explode everywhere. I am voting for her every week. Yes, I’m a masocist.
Speaking of pain…Lil B Sure owes the animal community a fucking apology! I am going to send his stupid ass my dog’s psychiatry bill, because he’s still not over Sure’s horrific screeching. There must have been some fucked up messages that only dogs can hear in his screech, because my pooch is still traumatized. How the hell is he going to do Kate Bush like that? Clip is below, but I am not responsible for making your dogs go insane. Send your hate mail to Lil B Sure.