Cameron Should Have Been A Zoologist Instead

April 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Sexy and Cameron are two words that should never go together. EVER. Well, maybe when she was in “The Mask,” but that’s about it. Cameron talked to W Magazine about everything from how she wanted to be a zoologist to how she’s moving to Manhattan, because she’s over L.A. Manhattan is over you Cameron and you haven’t even moved here yet!

She said, “I’m done with L.A. Those guys [the paparazzi], you can’t get away from them. You have no options because everybody’s in a car. Here, I can walk down the street like everybody else. Not everybody is there to be rich and famous or attach themselves to rich and famous people. People want nothing from you. They just want to say, like, ‘Hey, how’s it going, Cameron?’ I like that interaction. I like to be in a place where I can be open to people and not worry about the consequences.”

What the hell is this stupid bitch talking about?! Manhattan is nothing like “Friends.” People do not like being talked to. They don’t. I pretend I don’t know English whenever I hit the streets. I know how to say “don’t know english” in every bad accent.

Cammy also talked about what she really wanted to be when she was little, “I wanted to be a zoologist, to study the sociology of animals. But that’s pretty much what I do now anyway. I thought I’d be on the plains of Africa watching lions, but instead I’m in Hollywood watching train wrecks.

It’s never to late to follow your childhood dreams Cammy. Move to Africa and make love to the lions. They need you.

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