Everyone loves Heart. EVERYONE! If you say you don’t, you’re lying. Last night on Idols Give Back, Heart performed Barracuda and instead of leaving it at that, Fergie had to come out and ruin it. At least she wore rubber pants. Piss-proof. Seriously, Fergie came out, did a cartwheel and tried to take the shine off of Heart. I soooo wanted Ann just to flick Fergie with her big toe. Ann is a big beautiful woman, so Fergie and her uncontrollable bladder would have went flying into Gaycrest’s lap. He would have screamed like a little girl and beat her with his butt plug.
April 10, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K