The Trouble With Pubies On The Face

April 10, 2008 / Posted by:

This is an example on how pubies on the face could work for a man and how it could also make him look like a peyote chewing, roadside killer. Wait, since I’ve mentioned peyote….is that shit any good? E-mail me!

Anyway, Robert Downey Jr. does facial hair good. The truth of the matter is that Rob Do could have hair on his teeth and I would still get with that. He keeps his shit trimmed and clean. He doesn’t have any tricks in there. He keeps it classic.

Johnathon Schaech on the other hand, needs to take a razor to that shit on his way to the tanning bed. He already looks like death died on his face and the facial pubies are not helping his case. Even Skeletor is saying, “Damn, he looks beat.” That sucks, because I used to foam out of every hole for this fella.

The other trouble with facial hair is, how do you keep shit from getting in it? It’s already embarrassing when you have stains on your clothes from quick sexy times. Can you imagine chunky jizz in the beard? Illegal. And no it’s not a slow news day, I just think about these kind of things. Blame it on the 4 Snoballs I just ate.

Here’s more pics of Johnny at the premiere of Prom Night and Rob Do at a photocall for Iron Man in Mexico City.

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