Nahla Is Not Ready For Her Close-Up

April 10, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Baby Nahla was only born less than a month ago, but people have already been asking where the hell her $60 gazillion baby pictures are. MSNBC’s The Scoop claims it might be a while. Halle Berry is busy working on getting her pre-knocked up body back. She’s set to show up to a celebrity golf tournament on April 27th, so she’s working hard to drop the fat. Baby Nahla may make her debut at the same event. That’s if Chanel can finish her dress in time.

A source said the “photos are being shopped, but nothing’s been settled.” Give Nahla some time to settle in. Damn. The girl went through a traumatic experience. It’s always bizarre to me when celeb skanks whore out their babies days after their birth. Nahla needs some time to chill, freshen up, get a body scrub, get some botox, get a boob, etc… She has to get camera ready.

Besides, I don’t know if the world is ready for her intense beauty. It might blind us. Scientists are working overtime to come up with special glasses we need to wear while looking at Nahla’s pictures.

Tags: Halle Berry

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