Rumer Willis got herself some new dick! She showed up to LAX last night with Evan Ross, the oh-so-pretty son of Diana Ross. This is a good match for Rumer. Both of them are only famous because of their parents. Both really don’t do anything, but party and spend their parents’ cash. Both probably like dick.
I’ve alway gotten the vibe that Evan’s breath smells like freshly tossed salad. I am probably wrong, but the dude has gay face. And he’s holding hands with Rumer.
I hope he takes Rumer to the hospital after their night of boozing. Missing a leg is probably painful. The look on her face says it all. Seriously, where is her leg?
Below are some pictures of The Chin at the premiere of Prom Night with Brittany Snow earlier in the night. Prom Night is going to be a hot, wet turd. I can’t wait to see it! I mean Johnathan Schaech, Ming-Na and Gina from Nip/Tuck are in it. Totally hot cast.