Hold On Tight

April 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Kate Hudson looked like he was having some sort of wardrobe malfunction during the London premiere of “Foolio’s Gold” today. That’s what the bitch gets for stealing one of Blanche Devereaux’s dresses. It’s too small for her ass. Kate needed an extra pair of Spanx to suck her in even more. Matthew looked like he tried to help her, but that stoner isn’t much help.

Somebody go throw some sand, sweat and pig blood on Matt. He looks too clean and that obviously makes him uncomfortable. Shit, throw some patchouli on him! That crap reeks like butt oil. It does and don’t try to tell me otherwise, hippies.

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