Dumb Bitch Of The Day

April 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Meet 32-year-old Gordon Thompson from Plymouth in the UK. Gordon has been sent to the chokey for 3 years, because he jumped on his girlfriend’s leg until it broke. She wanted him to do it. Yup, the dumb fuck’s girlfriend asked him to break her leg, so that they could sue the council house (public housing) they lived in. Don’t these morons know that never works!

The geniuses filmed the whole thing with a camera phone. Gordon’s girlfriend wrapped herself in a duvet and laid face down on the floor. He propped up her leg using two bricks, one by her ankle and one by her knee. Gordon then jumped on her leg and it made a loud crunching noise. Everyone in the court room apparently gasped. Gordon and his girlfriend told the council she broke it by her garden wall falling. She should have told them evil gnomes that live in the garden wall did it. That would have been more believable.

The morons got caught, because the police were called to the house on a drug warrant. They seized several things included the cell phone. It’s then that they found the footage and an incomplete insurance form.

When asked why he did it, Gordon said, ”I did break her leg, but only because she had kept on and on at me for days to do it. I only jumped on her leg to shut her up.’

This dumb bitch! If she asked him to jump off a building, would he do it? Yeah, probably. And of course the two got the idea from a lawyer’s TV commercial promising “no win, no fee” for personal injuries.

Click here to see blurry stills of the incident.

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